new product just in: the superted superslinger

pesky pedestrians getting in the way? anxious of a small dog running out into the road in front of you? angry at life? we have the product for you: introducing the superted superslinger 5000. Using the latest in metal and rubber technology each piece is custom fabricated in Ted’s workshop with some welding and bolts and stuff. Capable of killing stuff and generally being awesome, the superted slinger 5000 is only available to purchase if you are a land-living pirate with a big moustache and the stomach of a beast, it’s that awesome. Ted’s gonna kill some rabbits and eat them

superted's slingshot
superted's slingshot
superted's slingshot
superted's slingshot
superted's slingshot
boom, headshot
nutshot

3 responses to “new product just in: the superted superslinger

  1. I’d like one please. Where can I order? Also, if you have some discarded bits and pieces – metal shards laying around the shop. I’d like two bags.

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  3. wrist supports are for the weaker limbed modern day hunter, how about a proper catapult and some dead rabbits to see rather than the pixelated promised version, hype or hunter? lets see the harvest herne……

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